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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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(Source: duplicatable)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)


Everybody

thelittlestotter:

cannedviennasausage:

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

perfection

I knew it was coming. I knew it. And I’m still laughing.

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(Source: guy)